"I’m Not Cranky, I’m Fly" Vintage Trout Fly-Fishing Tee
Cast a line and let a little humor do the talking. This soft, breathable tee feels like a well-worn fishing story, light, easy, and built to move with you from the riverbank to the lodge. The bold, vintage-inspired artwork featuring a leaping trout, a patient angler, and the cheeky headline reads like a campfire one-liner. Wear it on slow dawn casts, cabin weekends, or when you need to tell the world you’re not grouchy, you’re just focused on the catch. The understated natural tones and slightly weathered print give it an outdoorsy, lived-in vibe that layers effortlessly under flannels or pairs with your favorite denim and boots.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, all-day comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for vibrant, durable artwork (DTF on sleeves/labels)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean